All the football playoffs talk and TV at my house has gotten me thinking.....
A good football receiver might make 500,000 green papers a year. That's a lot of cat nip toys and kitty kibble! I think I could be a good football receiver, also. Here's why:
1. Even I can catch a ball.
2. I could run faster than most receivers (especially if there is a dog chasing me!).
3. I'm so small, I'd slip right past the linemen in a flash.
4. I have the reflexes of a cat (is that circular thinking?) :).
5. If someone was getting too close to me, I'd give them a bitey! My team might get fouled, if I did that, though.
6. I don't mind snow too much, so I'd be great in Lambeau field. I might have enough potential to make it to the Superbowl!
Danielle's Human: Danielle, I think you're forgetting something.
Danielle: What'd I forget?
Dani's Human: You don't have opposable thumbs to hold the football with.
Danielle: Oh yeah. Phooey. It was fun to dream while it lasted. *sigh*
Didn't woo watch my Siberian Rules Football video on my Saturday blog?
ReplyDeleteMaybe woo should study it fur some new MEWves fur woo!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hmm. We think it might be kinda bad for a little kitteh to be on the field with all those big, clumsy hoomins.
ReplyDeleteWell Danielle we think you would be a great player but we would be afraid you would get hurt by those big guys!
ReplyDeleteTee Hee Hi Danielle - Barney here. Virgil is going to ask you out on a dinner date but don't tell him I told you! Tee Hee!!!
You can always become a cheerleader!
ReplyDeleteThey could tie a little rope on the ball so you could carry it with that in your mouth!
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