1.04.2010

Football from Danielle's Purrspective

All the football playoffs talk and TV at my house has gotten me thinking.....

A good football receiver might make 500,000 green papers a year. That's a lot of cat nip toys and kitty kibble! I think I could be a good football receiver, also. Here's why:

1. Even I can catch a ball.

2. I could run faster than most receivers (especially if there is a dog chasing me!).

3. I'm so small, I'd slip right past the linemen in a flash.

4. I have the reflexes of a cat (is that circular thinking?) :).

5. If someone was getting too close to me, I'd give them a bitey! My team might get fouled, if I did that, though.

6. I don't mind snow too much, so I'd be great in Lambeau field. I might have enough potential to make it to the Superbowl!

Danielle's Human: Danielle, I think you're forgetting something.

Danielle: What'd I forget?

Dani's Human: You don't have opposable thumbs to hold the football with.

Danielle: Oh yeah. Phooey. It was fun to dream while it lasted. *sigh*

5 comments:

  1. Didn't woo watch my Siberian Rules Football video on my Saturday blog?

    Maybe woo should study it fur some new MEWves fur woo!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  2. Hmm. We think it might be kinda bad for a little kitteh to be on the field with all those big, clumsy hoomins.

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  3. Well Danielle we think you would be a great player but we would be afraid you would get hurt by those big guys!

    Tee Hee Hi Danielle - Barney here. Virgil is going to ask you out on a dinner date but don't tell him I told you! Tee Hee!!!

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  4. They could tie a little rope on the ball so you could carry it with that in your mouth!

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