May I have some popcorn? Purrty please?
I am a naughty cat. I steal my human's popcorn. I wait for the dish to be set down in an accessible place, and then go in for the grab.
But the human always takes MY popcorn away, usually saying something 'bout a choking hazard. I think my human is the naughty one. My human hasn't heard about the latest studies about cats eating popcorn. Studies show that eating popcorn extends cat's lives by 5 years.
Human: You're joking!
Danielle: I'm NOT KIDDING!
Human: I will not believe you no matter how many times you say that.
Danielle:*sigh*
My studies never catch on.
