4.13.2011

Revenge of the Birds

Dear Human Bean,

I am writing to you in regards to the unsightly, bird-created messes (I will spare the rest of you of a photo) on your window. I believe I have some explaining to do. You see, I have been observing okay watching a bird with predatory interest in my spare time outside. The bird, I believe, was trying to get revenge on me through its act. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience this has created.

Sincerely,
Your loving cat Danielle

PS I didn't say I was going to stop watching that bird............

7 comments:

  1. Danielle ~ keep watching and report back to us.

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  2. I await your next report with baited breath!

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  3. There is only one solution, Danielle: leave the window open just enough for the bird to come inside so you can, uh, watch him even more closely!

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  4. That was awfully nice of you to say you're sorry, Danielle. But I am Most Relieved to know that you're not gonna stop watching that bird. Birds really do need LOTS of watching. So do squirrels.

    Wiggles & Wags,
    mayzie

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  5. Danielle...we think you scared that birdie s***less if you know what we mean! ;-)

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  6. Miss D., that was a very gracious apology. You should be well rewarded.

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