I am writing to you in regards to the unsightly, bird-created messes (I will spare the rest of you of a photo) on your window. I believe I have some explaining to do. You see, I have been observing okay watching a bird with predatory interest in my spare time outside. The bird, I believe, was trying to get revenge on me through its act. Please accept my apologies for the inconvenience this has created.
Sincerely,
Your loving cat Danielle
Sincerely,
Your loving cat Danielle
PS I didn't say I was going to stop watching that bird............
Danielle ~ keep watching and report back to us.
ReplyDeleteI await your next report with baited breath!
ReplyDeleteThere is only one solution, Danielle: leave the window open just enough for the bird to come inside so you can, uh, watch him even more closely!
ReplyDeleteI want details.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Homer
That was awfully nice of you to say you're sorry, Danielle. But I am Most Relieved to know that you're not gonna stop watching that bird. Birds really do need LOTS of watching. So do squirrels.
ReplyDeleteWiggles & Wags,
mayzie
Danielle...we think you scared that birdie s***less if you know what we mean! ;-)
ReplyDeleteMiss D., that was a very gracious apology. You should be well rewarded.
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