Don't get me wrong. I love spring. The flowers, the warmth, the birds, (Mmm...) the absence of snow. But when snow melts, it makes water. A lot of water. And it greatly inconveniences me to have to hop over puddles. A cat should not have to be so undignified.
Right now, it's like we have a stream going down the middle of our yard! My human bean should make a boat for me. Or at least pick me up and take me to the other side.