Spam

Hi Kitties and Beans,
Danni Here!

A while ago, my bean set up an e-mail account for me. I've been getting a lot of spam (and not the meat kind).

No, I don't need my hair back in just a few weeks. I've got it all over me.

That goes for financial aid, too. My beans pay for all my vet bills and kitty kibble.

Sorry, I don't have a credit score.

And, I definitely don't want a job! I'm enjoying being a cat and I don't intend to change my lifestyle.

I guess the spammers haven't figured out that they are writing to a cat. But, if they wanted to send me free tuna, I'd be all for that!