12.06.2010

Policy Change, Human Bean!

Human Bean:


Please find below your policy change. It has become necessary to add this change because of the weather conditions. Please implement this immediately.

Sincerely,
Your otherwise sweet and loving cat Danielle
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I, Danielle, reserve the right to: at any time scare the living daylights of you, jump out of dark corners (especially at night), and use any other correctional procedures deemed necessary, as result of you aiming any amount of snow at me, with harmless intent or not.

I noticed the human bean's insurance policy came today. It inspired me to make some changes my Human Bean Owner's Policy after playing outside with my human bean. I really should my sandwich meat taxes..... While I'm at it, what else should I add?

11 comments:

  1. Hi Danielle! Sorry I have not been by - mom is still using the work excuse - so silly! Mom thinks that it was bad that your mom aimed snow at you - mainly because she hates when that happens to her. I know you can take care of yourself because you are a strong, independent lady cat (which is why I adore you!) but if you ever need back up let me know!

    Maybe you should add something to your Human Bean Owners Policy that includes like a minimum number of treats per day - that sounds like a good idea.

    Smooches!!

    Virgil

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  2. Did some awful terrible Person lob SNOW at you?

    Disgraceful.

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  3. I hope your human khomplies!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  4. Surely your mom didn't throw a snowball at you?

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  5. Humm, tax them lots of cuddles, to be delivered at your whim!

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  6. Add as much as you like, Make a long list will be great !
    - More play with you
    - massage after dinner
    - more new toys
    - Gourmet can foods
    - More litter trays
    - etc.

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  7. You should definitely get an unlimited number of treats! And naps anywhere you want!

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  8. Looks like every other kitty has it covered -- all good things to add!

    But really, your mom threw snow at you?! Even unintentionally, it's still a huge afront to your dignity and well-being!

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  9. Oh, NO!!!!!!!!! She didn't????????

    We can totally understand the policy change.

    xxxxxxx

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  10. Oh, yes...I think this sounds Most Appropriate and Reasonable, Danielle. Maybe you could also charge them a late fee for any meals delivered more than 5 minutes late?

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

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