Even as a kitten, I displayed great aptitude for a career as a professional tree climber and inspector. (Madam, I'm afraid your trees are infested with evil squirrels. I offer free complementary squirrel removal!) I would have pursued a job doing that, but two things stopped me: 1. I always had trouble with the dismount, and 2. my human disagreed with me climbing around in trees and chasing squirrels. So, now I have retired to a occasional foray into the treetops.