Once upon a time in the northern woods of the north west, there was a cat named Danielle. She was a very devoted cat to her humans, and craved their petting. Sometimes, she got jealous of the other pets in her household.
One day, her humans were working with their rabbits and guinea pig. Danielle wanted them to immediately pick her up, pet her, and talk to her. But, alas, they were preoccupied and did not want her on their laps. Therein lay the dilemma. She tried to leap on their laps, only to land on the bunny they were working with. Danni was promptly put on the floor. Confused how her humans could have forgotten that she was before ALL ELSE, she made many more attempts to gain their affection. Finally, when her beans were finished, they let her on their laps. Then, it was pure bliss. She went into a subconscious love absorption state and drifted off to sleep. This story ends with the perfect Happily Ever After.