The Newbie

My human brought home another pet about two weeks ago. It’s a guinea pig. My human bean calls it “Jasmine”. I call it the Talker. The Talker can talk about ten words a second. She makes this WEEK! WEEK! WEEK! sound when she is excited. I was trying to take a nap when my person had the Talker out. Ugh.

Lately, my human bean has been taking pity on me and has been feeding the guinea pig treats so she won't make her vocalizations. (Ahh, that's much better.)

Do any cats out there have any comments on these critters? As always, I'd like to hear from you!


  1. I think a guinea pig sounds like a fun and tasty toy. Just sayin'.

    Huffle mawson

  2. I think the guinea pig would taste best with a flaky dough wrapped around her. I've been trying to do this for months, but the mom won't let me!

  3. That's what I've been trying to do, but my human bean keeps "NO"ing me! Human beans sometimes get attached to weird things.


I love comments as much as turkey! Almost. But very close.