A Simple Equation

If you add one sweet, innocent looking, yet mischievous kitty to

a cheap dollar store sandal,

you get cheap dollar store sandal with teeth marks in it. (And a flustered human bean.)

My Sickie Human Bean

On demand cuddles. This is the life!

I am secretly enjoying the fact that my human has a cold. She finally appreciates why I enjoy curling up for naps, and lets me nap on her. My human bean is also warm and cozy when her fever goes up. Now, I can get on- demand Love-fests and Play-fests. I am really enjoying all the petting and playing. My human bean should get colds more often.

Look at Me!

Hey, Human Bean! See me? Only three paws! *Human bean gasping in background* 

Sometimes I do things just to annoy my human bean. Like running up trees. If my human stays and tries to call me down, I won't come down for a long time. But if she walks away, I come right down. Murphy's Law is like my Ten Commandments.

Wordless Wednesday

Nip-induced Craziness

But first, a note from my sponsor! *ahem* My human bean wants me to tell you that she started a blog called TechnoGadget. It's about technology, flashy boxes, and stuff.

Okay! Now that I got that over with, back to MY regularly scheduled blog post: 

My human bean is learning not to bother me when I'm on the 'nip especially if she values her appendages. (I've been told they come in handy.) What sort effect does nip have on you? Apparently it makes me crazy!

Strong Catnip

A few days ago, I got some prizes from Sparkle. Included in the "prize package" were two nip toys and a boogie mat. Here's my reaction:

Oh, man this stuff is strong!

Gotta love that smell!

I have a nip hangover.

PS Sorry if I have any spelling errors; I got quite intoxicated from the 'nip.

Movie Monday- Danielle VS Stick!

Notice how, in my zeal for stick annihilation, I snapped it in two! Mwahahaha...